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    How many people in an ad agency does it take to change a lightbulb?

    How many copywriters does it take to change a lightbulb?
    Change? I’m not changing anything.

    How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb?
    Does it have to be a lightbulb?

    How many creative directors does it take to change a lightbulb?
    You sort it out. I’m late for my plane.

    How many account directors does it take to change a lightbulb?
    How many would you like?

    How many account managers does it take to change a lightbulb?
    I’m right on it. I’ll fax one over straight away.

    How many agency managing directors does it take to change a lightbulb?
    Let’s discuss it over lunch. Next Tuesday OK?

    How many commercial directors does it take to change a lightbulb?
    No, no, no, you don’t really want a lightbulb. Natural light is best.

    How many strategy planners does it take to change a lightbulb?
    First, we really have to understand what motivates the lightbulb.

    How many agency finance directors does it take to change a lightbulb?
    Is that before or after rebated commission and service fee?

    How many clients does it take does it take to change a lightbulb?
    What are we paying the agency for? Let them do it.

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